Category Archives: Columns

General columns written about literally anything.

Food menu May 27

An Alien World Tried To Recruit Me

Since being chased out of a fabled drinking establishment in Greenspoint, Texas, few things have rattled the inner fibres of my binary existence. However, an email received by an imposing Spanish gentleman called Jorge came very close. There I was, slowly sauntering in the general direction of a unpopular fast-food outlet, Mr Chicken – if […]

April 01

The End of a Four Month Hiatus

After several months of growing a fierce beard, dodging treadmills and eating noodles straight out of a microwave, it is finally time to end a daunting period that has seen me mellow in the shadows of MIA’s release (still only $11.50 on Amazon, btw). For the time has arrived to blow a thick layer of dust from […]

October 15

Marooned in Aggieland: Now Available as eBook

Howdy! WOW! What can I say…. it has been an overwhelming first two weeks since the book was released and I would like to say a massive THANK YOU to everyone that has bought a copy and been so supportive since the release. Within the first 48 hours, the publishers could barely keep up! It got […]

October 01

BOOK OUT NOW! – Marooned in Aggieland

  Hallelujah! Launch day is finally here! I am bursting with pride to announce that Marooned in Aggieland: A Bumbling Brit Discovers College Football, Guns N’ Waffles is now available to order through both Amazon and Barnes & Noble. I will keep it short and sweet as if you buy a copy, you will be […]

NFL Returns September 25

Baseball, Bratwurst And A Book Update

Oh Baseball, you’ve been good to me. However, I am sad to confirm that it’s time to sever all ties… until next year. Yes, that’s right. With the footballing monster constantly strutting his stuff around my television, my semi-precious spare time is now consumed by studying the hang times of punters, the precision of long […]

September 03

No Standard Bog Average Deals Here

This weekend marked the annual ‘beg my cable provider for a good deal’ process. After some initial difficulties in which I was put through to the wrong department on three consecutive occasions, I was finally put in touch with Malcolm. Malcolm had my proverbial fate in his hands. Either I would be spending the next […]

August 07

Nothing Short Of A Congealed Mess

I am going to go out on a limb and make a bold prediction. Sunday morning is going to be terribly awful. Why the blatant pessimism? Because I’ll be embarking on a five-hour journey across the British Isles, accompanied by a hangover the size of Lake Placid. Saturday marks the first weekend of the English […]

England Flag June 13

It’s Here! The World Bloody Cup

I will hastily cut to the chase and admit to loving the World Cup in a way that’s probably seen as overzealous by a majority of Planet Earth’s inhabitants. For the next four weeks, a bevy of emotions will dominate my life. When I’m not crying or eating sausages, I’ll be running down the street […]